i quit smoking. guess i need to update my "vices" list.
hmmm...maybe this could be the beginning of my "quit" trend. like, for instance, i could quit my job! that would be lovely. all those in favor of me quitting my job, please send $1 to excowboy and myself. all those opposed...hmmm, well you can send us a dollar too. you just let us know what we can do in return, like, preferably nothing. or something like sleep or sit on the couch, that's something we can do too. i, for one, am fully qualified to do those things, and i speak from years of experience. now just give me a damn dollar, will ya?
maybe i can lose my gut, get a sex change operation, and submit a photoset to become a SuicideGirl. i'd be freakin' hot, yo. yes, "yo". that could be my name. Yo. either that or fuckin' "Serenity", because that's what i am the poster child for at the current moment. ser-fuckin'-renity, bee-yotch.
hmmm...maybe this could be the beginning of my "quit" trend. like, for instance, i could quit my job! that would be lovely. all those in favor of me quitting my job, please send $1 to excowboy and myself. all those opposed...hmmm, well you can send us a dollar too. you just let us know what we can do in return, like, preferably nothing. or something like sleep or sit on the couch, that's something we can do too. i, for one, am fully qualified to do those things, and i speak from years of experience. now just give me a damn dollar, will ya?
maybe i can lose my gut, get a sex change operation, and submit a photoset to become a SuicideGirl. i'd be freakin' hot, yo. yes, "yo". that could be my name. Yo. either that or fuckin' "Serenity", because that's what i am the poster child for at the current moment. ser-fuckin'-renity, bee-yotch.
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I want to quit my job, too. maybe I can be your photographer when you become a famous porn trannie?