microsoft = evil conglomeration of money and power!

if you translate the words "product activation key" into swahili and rearrange the letters of the result, it reads: "bill gates likes to wrap himself naked in cellophane while laughing his way to the bank with your hard-earned mean green." I SWEAR.

so, uhm. poopy.

went to the curiosa festival on friday. expectations are a bitch. i have a feeling that a 3/4 empty seated pavillion in columbia, maryland in daylight was just not the proper setting for a mogwai sandwich. nor was it the right bill. i wanted to pimp slap the muhfugga that screamed "mogwai sucks" two rows back. at least it was during "like herod", so perhaps the aural assault deafened the bastige. muse was incredible and fun. i fell in love. in more ways than one.

in many ways i am still that awkward and painfully shy little boy in middle school. sigh. so i've been justifying to myself all weekend long that she was either too young, too >>insert lame condition