Journal 6
Booze. Nectar of the gods. Man's second best friend, and with women it changes everyday (
). Rarely do I find myself sitting down with the purpose of having a quiet drink with friends, or simply enjoying the flavor. I drink to get shit faced. Or at least a nice buzz.
i buy cheap shit. Pabst, jenkins, evan williams, mr boston. It has to cost under 15 dollars for a half gallon. I like the rot gut shit for the simple fact that i can get more. Quantity not quality.
This brings up the thought of people who refuse to drink cheap booze. If they are getting it for free what the fuck is their problem. Suffer 3 or 4 shots, then you dont taste the shit. 15 shots and you could drink your own piss and be none the wiser. So why the fuss?
With the amount I like to drink in one sitting paying 35 dollars per bottle will fucking break me.
Sometimes ill spend big. Like really big. Soon as i can im gonna buy a bottle of Absinthe. Its scandanavian i believe and is made using wormwood.
Also if i'm goin to a party ill pick up some jack to share with everyone, because im sure as hell gonna drink whatever they have available.
Believe me i've drank some raunchy shit. 8.99 half gallon of some shitty canadian whiskey that no one i know could drink a straight shot of without wincing in pure disgusting agony. So we mix it. Thats the solution to bad taste, mix it.
Another thing, you people who serve drinks at parties, when i ask for a rum and coke i dont mean shot of rum can of coke. i mean half a glass of rum and splash of coke. Some may say thats an asshole of a thought but, 1. if you are throwing a party at your house you shouldn't have to worry about money. Things WILL break, sheets WILL need a nice burning, booze will be drank and spilled. 2. Dont have an open bar if you cant afford it. 3. People should bring shit to a party. its just common sense.
Pleas dont keep hard liquor on ice. If i want it cold ill ask for it on the rocks. i like it a little cooler than room temp, which is achieved when stoored in a cabinet.
Food is a good booze acompanyment, as it makes the puke look cooler.
Chips are a must. Lots of potato chips. get flavored if you can because they taste better and offer a better variety. And god knows theres nothing like a cookout before you pass out in bed with a stranger.
so spend some cash for snacks.
in closing, party holders: thank you. without you thered be plenty of people who drink alone (hell i do that more often than not, its not a bad thing). and to the party goers:be nice god damn it or ill shit in your bed.
Booze. Nectar of the gods. Man's second best friend, and with women it changes everyday (
). Rarely do I find myself sitting down with the purpose of having a quiet drink with friends, or simply enjoying the flavor. I drink to get shit faced. Or at least a nice buzz.
i buy cheap shit. Pabst, jenkins, evan williams, mr boston. It has to cost under 15 dollars for a half gallon. I like the rot gut shit for the simple fact that i can get more. Quantity not quality.
This brings up the thought of people who refuse to drink cheap booze. If they are getting it for free what the fuck is their problem. Suffer 3 or 4 shots, then you dont taste the shit. 15 shots and you could drink your own piss and be none the wiser. So why the fuss?
With the amount I like to drink in one sitting paying 35 dollars per bottle will fucking break me.
Sometimes ill spend big. Like really big. Soon as i can im gonna buy a bottle of Absinthe. Its scandanavian i believe and is made using wormwood.
Also if i'm goin to a party ill pick up some jack to share with everyone, because im sure as hell gonna drink whatever they have available.
Believe me i've drank some raunchy shit. 8.99 half gallon of some shitty canadian whiskey that no one i know could drink a straight shot of without wincing in pure disgusting agony. So we mix it. Thats the solution to bad taste, mix it.
Another thing, you people who serve drinks at parties, when i ask for a rum and coke i dont mean shot of rum can of coke. i mean half a glass of rum and splash of coke. Some may say thats an asshole of a thought but, 1. if you are throwing a party at your house you shouldn't have to worry about money. Things WILL break, sheets WILL need a nice burning, booze will be drank and spilled. 2. Dont have an open bar if you cant afford it. 3. People should bring shit to a party. its just common sense.
Pleas dont keep hard liquor on ice. If i want it cold ill ask for it on the rocks. i like it a little cooler than room temp, which is achieved when stoored in a cabinet.
Food is a good booze acompanyment, as it makes the puke look cooler.
Chips are a must. Lots of potato chips. get flavored if you can because they taste better and offer a better variety. And god knows theres nothing like a cookout before you pass out in bed with a stranger.
so spend some cash for snacks.
in closing, party holders: thank you. without you thered be plenty of people who drink alone (hell i do that more often than not, its not a bad thing). and to the party goers:be nice god damn it or ill shit in your bed.
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hyenahell:
who ever told the canadians they could make whiskey? i'd like to set that man on fire, i tell you. i'd like to say i appreciate the finer things in life, but that'd be a lie. bald-faced and unabashed. give me a bottle of turkey and a case of schlitz and i can make it through the night. being broke and a heavy drinker, i find that knowing bartenders helps. i have my dive bar, i know i can go there and they'll front me drinks... in exchange, i trade art, provide entertainment and give them all my money whenever i have any... and that's me social life, in a nutshell. glad to see someone else appreciates the semantics of drinking... you and i are the kinda people that are the reason i never throw parties... that and the lack of a locale, money for booze and such. ha. if you're ever in nola tell me. x is coming june 4... me favorite band of all fuckin' time... 
daem:
Ill definatly try to make it to see X. Well thats if i got any money at all. If not ill try to make it anyways =D