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Ok so here is the strry.

Friday night we go to the casino. I start playin craps and start drinking (gambling while drunk is a bad idea)/ So me my aunt my uncle and my cousin all go up to the grill at 4am to get breakfast. I'm a touch drunk. Ok so more than a touch.

My cousin anounces that he has to piss, i realize that i, too, have to piss. He looks at me and says Eric you go left i'll go right.

Sober rationale? DONT DO IT

Drunk rationale? Whatever.

I go left. I see that there are all stalls. No big deal the urinals are on the other side. I just cant see the connector.

I take my piss and walk out and what do i see? A woman.

FUCK!

I run out and see that the assshole sent me to the woman's room. Too embarassed to face this girl commin out i run into the men's room cussing out my cousin for about 5 minutes whiule hes laughing. I laugh as well. We manage to tell my aunt. we laugh for about 20 minutes. She told my uncle to turn her oxygen up because she couldn't breathe. They relate the story to anyone who'll listen.

Life is grand sometimes, and sometimes i do really dumb shit and it makes me laugh.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
hyenahell:
i wish you were coming for halloween.... skull
Oct 28, 2004
santianna:
My girlfriend insisted that the Gents was really the Ladies, went up to the urinals, looked at the guy pissing into one of them and asked him, 'Isn't this the ladies? Why are these here?' blackeyed
Oct 31, 2004

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