daem

I am a loser. Anyone who talks to me should know this straight off. I like fantasy books. You know like hobbits and elves and shit like that? Yea those are my kinda books.

I play online RPGs at times. I used to play a whole fucking lot, but they bore me.

I smoke pipes. I currently have 4, 2 that i smoke, and a week from monday im paying almost 100 bucks for another piece of wood that i can light shit on fire in.

I love cheap booze. I have, in the past, sent pictures of my penis to random people when intoxicated.

Philosophy and psychology make the penis in my brain hard, and politics makes me wanna kill.

I can sit all day and just think of the same thing from every view i can think of.

I used to write poetry. I do now and then still, but not anymore, but i still have a complete record of shit i used to write just to remind myself how boring and trite it is.

I keep everything i can. Anything given to me has sentimental value and when it gets ruined i get pissed.

This all adds up to me being a loser but, honestly, theres no other way id rather be.

ok thats a lie, maybe about 30lbs lighter. But being drunk is better than being attractive so fuck it.