Well, I did it. Today, after years of P.C. fear, I came out of the closet. On this day 2 of September in the year of the Lord 2003 I declared my Heterosexuality. No longer am I in fear that I will be called a Homophobe. I am no longer afraid to hold the hand of the female I love in public. Yes, I may get stares, yes a dirty look or insults may be thrown my way because of the "Straight Pride" sticker I put on my car. But, I fear not. I am straight, and damn proud of it.
I was openly straight once, before Political Correctness declared that being openly straight was wrong. This happened about the same time being a White Male became taboo, and calling someone a water buffalo became racist. I crawled into a deep hole of denial, "Oh no, I am asexual" I would say. But no longer, I am straight, Straight, STRAIGHT!!! I am Hetero, Hear me roar!
I was openly straight once, before Political Correctness declared that being openly straight was wrong. This happened about the same time being a White Male became taboo, and calling someone a water buffalo became racist. I crawled into a deep hole of denial, "Oh no, I am asexual" I would say. But no longer, I am straight, Straight, STRAIGHT!!! I am Hetero, Hear me roar!
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radiobastet:
Sorry dude. I just call 'em like I see 'em, and everywhere I look in American popular culture I see the drunken-frat-boy mentality. I guess they just have bigger, louder mouths than their more respectful brothers and sisters. Let's just agree to disagree on this one, OK? 
neodrunk:
Ahhhh... that's right, you're a PA guy! Eagles smoke dick for coke. Watch, might be the most overrated team this year 
. My buddy just finished up at Temple Law, and he's converted alllll of his alegiences except the purple!
. My buddy just finished up at Temple Law, and he's converted alllll of his alegiences except the purple!