GHOST FLY!
A few months ago, I swatted a fly with a rolled up newspaper so hard that it stuck to the wall. I got lazy and didn't bother to clean it up and flush it (because it was high above the doorway) so I just left it there. A couple days ago I was sitting in front of my computer and I kept hearing this buzzing noise above my head. I thought it was just my dog so I ignored it. Again I heard the sound and thought maybe it's a fly so I looked up but I didn't see anything. The sound kept getting louder and closer and more annoying by the minute. I don't know why but I decided to look up above the doorway where I had swatted and killed (or so I thought) the fly months ago... and noticed it was gone! I thought, "Holy shit, no way. Someone must've cleaned it up." I chased that damn fly around the room and wacked it a good seven times. Of course it didn't die. (They're indestructible!) I managed to scoop it up into my rolled up newspaper and drop it in the toilet, piss on it, and then flush it.
I asked my family if they cleaned up the dead fly on the wall but nobody did...
I bet you that fly is still alive somewhere.
A few months ago, I swatted a fly with a rolled up newspaper so hard that it stuck to the wall. I got lazy and didn't bother to clean it up and flush it (because it was high above the doorway) so I just left it there. A couple days ago I was sitting in front of my computer and I kept hearing this buzzing noise above my head. I thought it was just my dog so I ignored it. Again I heard the sound and thought maybe it's a fly so I looked up but I didn't see anything. The sound kept getting louder and closer and more annoying by the minute. I don't know why but I decided to look up above the doorway where I had swatted and killed (or so I thought) the fly months ago... and noticed it was gone! I thought, "Holy shit, no way. Someone must've cleaned it up." I chased that damn fly around the room and wacked it a good seven times. Of course it didn't die. (They're indestructible!) I managed to scoop it up into my rolled up newspaper and drop it in the toilet, piss on it, and then flush it.
I asked my family if they cleaned up the dead fly on the wall but nobody did...
I bet you that fly is still alive somewhere.