d_patron

Hello! Bloggy McBloggins here, live on the scene from D_Patrons wild ass SOLO party! It has been revealed that D_Patron is hosting a wild ass party but the rest of the world is not invited. ...That's absolutely correct, Chuck, Patron was quoted as saying, and I quote, "Fuck - It... I'm -" ... One moment here, Chuck, I can't make out his scribble scratch... Ah here we go, "I'm tired of being mr. nice guy, no one's invited to my party! (Inhale - Hold - exhale *CHOKE CHOKE*)" ...wait I think there's more, Chuck... and I quote "Next Line: Fuck - it. Why - am - I - typing - this - shit? (Hit It Again. Inhale - Hold - Exhale *WhEeZe*")" As you can see, Chuck, D_Patron is kicking off 2010 like he's never done before. Now back to you.

Editor's Note: And if anyone tries to tell me I typed this I will deny it and say it was a prank!. (HAZE CLEARING)

2010 is finally here! I don't know why but as soon as it struck midnight Jan 1st everything just seems to be better. Maybe its just me but I'm feeling more optimistic about life than I ever have. I know some people don't believe in New Years Resolutions but I made one last year I was able to keep and this year I made 5 important ones I plan on keeping. The first and foremost one was to let myself have some fun. If you guys are "Resolutionist" let me know which one's top on your list.