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Why is cake batter so hard to scrape from the bottom of the bowl??? Oh sweet goodness...
Im being tragic and baking heart cakes for myself.
Another lonley friday night.

I finally got a picture made, its from Halloween so its a little outdated....my friend sent it to me. Ill switch it up when I get a new one taken. O'da than 'dat....I have a new roomate coming in and Im single and lonley. I wonder how thats going to come out.....

I have the werst yuckeeis cold on erf....but someone still kissed meh last night (hehe). *cough*
I passed out with company last night and awoke to an empty bed. (Tragic isnt it......) But wait!
The kind person had relocated to the couch (out of respect).....so I was not compleetly abandoned.
It kinda pissed me off cause Ill always take someone in the bed over someone...
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Last night at my place, she flaunted it. Her hood peircing, made everyone look. I was bitching about it being a tease, so she told me I could have it anytime I liked. And I said no. And that if she dyed her hair black I would concider. But I dont like blonds. I knew I shouldve been drinking. I should have been drunk. Slap...
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Benifits of having your own place.....people make it The Party Pad. Negative side - people make The Party Pad everynight.
This lady in my checkout lane the other day gave me a $66 gift certificate for Victorias Secret. No joke. Wanted me to have a merry christmas. This took place in a Toys R Us. I like generous freaky people.
I have a cute new...
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I want a slut for christmas, she cant obviously be all mine so Ill share.
Pref. dark black hair, milky skin (some sun exposure acceptable), between the ages of 18-24, small chested, visible hips, and NO star tatoos.
Im not picky.
Send her to me.
Now.
......Im waiting......

...AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BITCHES!!!

Kahlua Mudslide, chocolate carmel covered popcorn and Boys Dont Cry were not blending too well earlier today. I have separated myself from the group in hopes of finding motivation to clean my appartment and have done nothing but sit here procrastinate, talk to myself about how bord and lonley I am, and share a fig newton with my rat. I have so far turned down...
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I forgot where my car is parked and if I even drove it home. Fuck.....hey, someones in my bathroom...