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Tuesday Aug 16, 2005

Aug 16, 2005
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this is so worth dedicating a journal entry to. from this morning's crossword puzzle:

9 down: "break in twain".

answer is: cleave.

fucking cleave in twain. how is that not the awesomest barbarian phrase ever to be uttered by an axe-wielding northman? makes me want to buy a loincloth and a red headed slave girl with sharp teeth and fire in her eyes.

and a helmet. barbarians never wear any armor except a wicked awesome helmet. they're hardcore like that.

anyways, back to work.

update: i'm totally going to get a doctorate in pwning bitches
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
s_eldorado:
You're coming on Sat night or I shall dispatch my barbarian hordes to cleave your absentee ass in twain.

That's not meant to be nearly as homoerotic as it sounds.

Aug 18, 2005
gekkeiju23:
i suddenly want to go watch "red sonja."
thanks.
Aug 20, 2005

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