if, when doing your hair before work in the morning, you accidentally sweep a single strand of hair into your eye, do not under any circumstances twitch and rub your eye immediately - you will likely end up with a single strand of hair and several eyelashes in your eye.
if, when continuing to do your hair in the morning whilst blinking furiously to try to get the hair/eyelash combo out of your eye the evil itching of a foreign object returns to your eye, do not twitch and rub it again - you will likely end up with a single strand of hair, several eyelashes, and some hair product in your eye.
the hair / eyelash / hair product combo will, as you may have guessed, sting like a fierce and unrelenting bitch.
side note: new favorite word is pyramidiocy
if, when continuing to do your hair in the morning whilst blinking furiously to try to get the hair/eyelash combo out of your eye the evil itching of a foreign object returns to your eye, do not twitch and rub it again - you will likely end up with a single strand of hair, several eyelashes, and some hair product in your eye.
the hair / eyelash / hair product combo will, as you may have guessed, sting like a fierce and unrelenting bitch.
side note: new favorite word is pyramidiocy
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posh:
59!
nothingcoolatall:
yeah, dont pour gasoline in there and try to smoke 'em out either, that will create a whole new set of problems.