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Monday Jul 26, 2004

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quick update before home time:

i taught my boss the idiotic beauty of the NET SEND command this afternoon, along with how to apply it to your local workgroup. i also got osCatalog to run off an xml config file (using DOM no less) instead of its old groady db method. Posh and i played out in the smoke for a bit... looks like the province is burning down again this year.

this morning on our way to the bus stop it was ascertained that Judas was a plumber. the logic:

to "plumb" something, in construction, means to square it off and make sure it's level. it therefore makes sense that jesus would have done a lot of plumbing of various timbers and frames and such as a carpenter. so somehow the big J got the cool job name, and whoever worked with pipes got stuck with the stupid plumber name. it's obvious that having such a lame name for his job was what drove judas to turn jesus in to the romans.

nevermind that the word plumb also means "to examine/manipulate the depths of something". that totally doesn't apply here. jesus stole the name of judas' job and gave him the crappy one, that's what really went on. for real.

in other news, we're retards.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
posh:
you have ugly hair. yes. that's right.
you know why?
because it's fluffy!
there i said it! fluffyhead!
Aug 4, 2004
posh:
wasn't it because you forgot that red hat that is too small for your head, thus acting as a straightening tool of sorts?
i'll cut your hair tonight.

hey.. remember that time.. in the washroom.. when we didn't cut your hair?

[Edited on Aug 04, 2004 5:58PM]
Aug 4, 2004

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