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so it's canada day.

as posh and i were walking around downtown amongst the flag-and-silly-hat-clad revelers, she wondered if we were being too derisive and aloof about the whole thing. i replied that it would be against our nature to be anything else, and that by being sardonic elitist bastards we were in fact upholding the proudest canadian tradition of all: laughing at the stupidity of others, especially other canadians.

so after we had a drink and some pachos - mmm, pachos - she bought a bikini and spent the whole walk home telling me to grab her ass - as if i don't already do it at every (sometimes questionable) opportunity. pfff.