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Thursday Apr 08, 2004

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i just got a porn spam with the sender marked as "Porkchopno3". immediately the name Leopold Porkchopno the Third sprang to mind and i envisioned a stately gentleman, reclining in a high-backed oak armchair and sipping at something from a goblet, chuckling as he reminisced about those "Durty S1uts with farm animals" from back when he was touring Provence in his youth. what a character, that Porkchopno.

maybe i read into spam too much. maybe i just overthink pointless things... last night Posh and i were talking about something and i stopped to consider whether my opinion was Lawful Good or Chaotic Good. go nerd go.

go nerd go back to work...
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beledi:
too funny. biggrin

huzzah for nerds.
Apr 13, 2004
sqook:
hah, awesome. I love porno spam subject lines... the other day, our office email account got one called "Do you know everything about muff diving?". For some reason, I thought the wording of that was really funny... smile
Apr 14, 2004

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