nyuh... mumble.
i'm fuckin ill like a ja rule lyric, as is everyone in my house except tyler. how four out of five people in the house can be sick i don't know... i'm beginning to suspect that ty is some kind of automaton, impervious to the weaknesses of our human flesh. either that or he's rockin mad voodoo and there's a doll in his closet covered in boils.
hell, even Jett managed to get sick from us, though in all fairness she should really be counted as the sixth member of Team Richter... at least until the end of the month when she officially joins Team Patterson, but that's another matter.
if you'll excuse me though, i have pressing business to attend to. that business being getting a good start into Winter's Heart (i finished off The Path of Daggers mere fractions of an hour ago) and coughing up a lung or two. the way things are going though i think i may just cough up clumps of alveoli that are - as i type - being rent from my lungs by thousands of tiny viral imps who dance merrily and sing a little lung imp song as they go about their terrible lung-rending task.
i'm fuckin ill like a ja rule lyric, as is everyone in my house except tyler. how four out of five people in the house can be sick i don't know... i'm beginning to suspect that ty is some kind of automaton, impervious to the weaknesses of our human flesh. either that or he's rockin mad voodoo and there's a doll in his closet covered in boils.
hell, even Jett managed to get sick from us, though in all fairness she should really be counted as the sixth member of Team Richter... at least until the end of the month when she officially joins Team Patterson, but that's another matter.
if you'll excuse me though, i have pressing business to attend to. that business being getting a good start into Winter's Heart (i finished off The Path of Daggers mere fractions of an hour ago) and coughing up a lung or two. the way things are going though i think i may just cough up clumps of alveoli that are - as i type - being rent from my lungs by thousands of tiny viral imps who dance merrily and sing a little lung imp song as they go about their terrible lung-rending task.
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i hope that you're feeling better and have gotten over that whole dying thing.. as much as i did look forward to that corpse posing thing.
i will make sure to bring my wifebeater for our monster trucking fun. i'm not sure what else would be appropriate for such an event. perhaps you could show me the ways.
xox.
If I could, Id be there everyday.
xo~D