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That thing about punching me in the face is totally not gonna happen, cause I'm gonna get you first.

yooo bud.. i was just lookin at some art schools in san francisco and thought you could gimme some info on the area and such I've devised a list of questions.. they are of the highest quality and may be mind bogglingly complex. Try not to be intimidated.

1. Do you like it?

2. Is there good vegan food?

3. Would I need a car?

4. What is the asshole/genuine person ratio? Any comparison to other familiar areas would also be helpful.

5. How's the rent situation? Would i have enough space on my own or have to share with a tribe of fellow artsy folk..

Anything else you can think of that would possibly influence my decision to move or not, or so on and so forth, would be aawawwweeesssommmely appreciated and I would lavish homemade gifts and compliments on you for all of eternity.

oh. and by the way, how are you? i haven't talked to you in forever my dear