Oh boy I think I am over the dating game after yesterday. It may have been one of the most sketchy dates I have ever been on. So, I match this woman on Tinder. She seemed normal a little quirky but I mean isn’t everyone. We agree to meet to go on a hike. So I pick her up and I asked her if she wanted to get lunch. She said yes and we head off to a little place I know near a nice trail. The drive up takes like 30 minutes so were talking and she goes off on her spiritual awakening. How she talks to gods in her head and that she saved the world but people are trying to hurt her. That her ex is grooming her daughters. All this other stuff that is so far out in left field you have left the stadium. She is telling me all this in the middle of a busy diner.
So now I am like shit…. I don’t want to go out in to the woods with this woman. However, I can’t get out of it so shit we head over to the park and start walking. As we walk she starts telling some other people hiking on the trails all the shit she told me. While awkward at least I know if other people are around I am okay. The hike takes another hour and a half where she tells me more of her crazy and then we get back to my car. On the way home I had to stop to use the bathroom and I offer to get a donut from Dunkin’s She said sure and she was looking at some stuff in the gas station. When we leave and get in the car she pulls out some stuff however she never went to the cash register. Yup, she shoplifted during a date. Finally got her home made sure she had all her shit and left.
Got home and deleted all my dating profiles. I am fucking done. Fuck dating, fuck everyone else. This was the cherry on top of some really bad and weird dates I have gone on over the past few months and I’ve realized at 38 the only people left in the dating pool are crazy.