Oh you! It wasn't supposed to come out that way...don't back out on me now, I've already started the guest list and picked out a hot pink gown and sea foam green bridemaids dresses. The deposit is non-refunable!

Oh sure, not even married to you yet and already you're getting all 'nit picky' on me, yes it was supposed to be non-refundable, silly

As for my arm, originally M C Escher did the work, Arlie at Artistic Impressions in Niagara Falls spent what will be about 13 hours of his life tattooing it on me...