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Saturday Jul 06, 2002

Jul 6, 2002
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How many nachos can one man eat?
I am so tired this morning/afternoon. Coffee will bring me back to life. Then I'll read for awhile. Oh yes I will.
I haven't talked to my ex (Jaime) since Thursday. I feel like an idiot. I was so very swoony. I hate that.
I guess I'll have to email her soon, so that she doesn't think I'm mad or whatnot. So I'll just keep being her secret love monkey until she comes around? Gawd how pathetic am I?
Can you drown yourself in a bathtub or toilet?
Is that even possible?
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demolitionkitten:
Yes, I certainly miss the landscapers and the maintenance man as well. I do NOT, however, miss all the asshole neighbors I have had over the years.
I actually like doing everything myself...just not when it is hot out.

I have no idea how many nachos one man can eat...but I once was going to eat 96 cucumbers (the big ones) in 16 hours (1 every ten minutes) for 100$ because I told someone I could eat them all day long and they didn't believe me...but then I was afraid It would make me sick and I wouldn't like them anymore, and that would have made me sad.
Jul 6, 2002
devi1gir1666:
I love JTHM. Squee is so damn cute! I bought the collection last year. It's the best bathroom book ever. : )

xxx Crystal
Jul 6, 2002

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