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Thursday Sep 02, 2004

Sep 2, 2004
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Right here are some random thoughts from my twisted brain and some quotes becasue you don't want to hear about my boring life:



First I should warn the people of San Fransisco: coming down there Labor day weekend...just so you know, I've been down to Cali 3 times before....every time I leave there is an earthquake about 2 weeks afterwards. All pretty minor except for the time I went in '88 as a wee kid.

People are idiots

"You know...a gun barrel really shocks you when it hits your fillings" ~Drew Hastings

Analyze This:
I once had a dream I was trapped on the Planet of the Apes with Bert and Ernie. Not the new one, the old Charleton Heston "Damn you all to Hell" Planet of the Apes. Most of the dream involved searching for a good water supply while shooting crazed monkeys.

You ever wonder why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Did I mention that people are idiots?

Decided to fork over the cash to keep this account going...too many beautiful women.

If someone tells you the carrying 12 ft long pieces of wood up to the 14th floor in 90+ degree heat is fun....HE'S LYING...I knew there was a problem with wearing black all of the time

ARRR!!! Wizkids has a new pirate based game out y'arrrr! ARRR!!!


Hmm...thats all for now...I think I'll go scan in a few pictures of my ass.
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cynicphilosophy:
YOU'RE LYING! oh, and in case I forgot to tell you people are idiots...especially the ones downtown who don't know how to drive and can't figure out what a red light means
Sep 3, 2004
bondgirl:
Everything you say pretty much cracks me up.

bondgirl

P.S. you don't know me..... does that freak you out?
Sep 6, 2004

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