cynicminded

Apparently i have to update my page. I've never seen that warning underneath my profile pic before. WTF! Well, i was gonna update on Sunday but i ended up disfiguring myself instead. I picked up a glass (one of my very special Andy Warhol Marilyn Monroe glasses) and it just split in half. it sliced open my itty bitty finger pretty deep. So, after passing out like a champ i went to the emergency room and got some stitches and a tetnis shot. Since then, I've had this bandage around my finger and it has been pretty annoying to type at the computer. Funny thing happened at the emergency room though. I walked into the waiting room and i heard a woman's voice say "oh, you hurt your finger didn't you?" i looked up suprised at the TV and it showed some extremely sexy woman talking to some guy (a gardener i guess who cut his finger) in her house. She starts kissing his finger, takes her shirt off, and proceeds to seduce him. After seeing this i start thinking everything is gonna work out great for me, until i realized it would probably be some hefty EMT guy taking care of me. I was right. But i still felt kind of upset that he never even tried to seduce me.

Send me kisses for my boo boo