found out on monday that there would be a few girls coming over to my new pad the next day. tues., i head home from work at 11PM to find around 12 girls.......and 10 thug guys (with tattoos and piercings all over their faces). never met any of these people before in my life. most likely because they were all from 15-19 years old. so i'm sitting there thinking "great.... stupid teenage party at my house!!!!"....
indeed it was. highlights include:
1) puke on diningroom table, in various sinks, and on towels
2) 15 year old girl (whose boyfriend recently cheated on her "with two girls" ) drunk off her ass, vomiting in the bathtub, trying to kill herself, and crying all night
3) stupid thug idot-asshole trying to rape said 15 year old in the shower until his friends caught him naked and punked his ass.
4) thug fist fight outside over keeping car keys from drunk prick who wanted to drive home.
5) dog crap tracked inside and spread all over the carpet (twice)
6) after everyone was gone. me spending 2 hours (between 3 and 5 AM)chasing roomates escaped Jack russell throughout the complex and never catching him. (as roomate was too drunk to even walk after his dog. who eventually was caught)
mind you, i never even had a drink, as i knew i might actually have to be sober to protect my belongings and maybe drive someone to the hospital that night.
My Fucking God!!!!!! horrible horrible night!!!!!
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i thought i could use a laugh after all that happened so i went and saw the midnight showing of "alien versus preditor"..... what a fucking riot!!! you'll have to see for yourself.(it will likely be playing on TNT by next week
)
Anyway....... i still have a bad taste in my mouth from the stupid teen party (and hopefully not because that 15 year-old brushed the vomit off of her teeth with my toothbrush). i need something to make me feel better. anything.......my eternal gratitude to anyone who can help me to forget that horrible horrible night!!!!!!
indeed it was. highlights include:
1) puke on diningroom table, in various sinks, and on towels
2) 15 year old girl (whose boyfriend recently cheated on her "with two girls" ) drunk off her ass, vomiting in the bathtub, trying to kill herself, and crying all night
3) stupid thug idot-asshole trying to rape said 15 year old in the shower until his friends caught him naked and punked his ass.
4) thug fist fight outside over keeping car keys from drunk prick who wanted to drive home.
5) dog crap tracked inside and spread all over the carpet (twice)
6) after everyone was gone. me spending 2 hours (between 3 and 5 AM)chasing roomates escaped Jack russell throughout the complex and never catching him. (as roomate was too drunk to even walk after his dog. who eventually was caught)
mind you, i never even had a drink, as i knew i might actually have to be sober to protect my belongings and maybe drive someone to the hospital that night.
My Fucking God!!!!!! horrible horrible night!!!!!
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i thought i could use a laugh after all that happened so i went and saw the midnight showing of "alien versus preditor"..... what a fucking riot!!! you'll have to see for yourself.(it will likely be playing on TNT by next week
)
Anyway....... i still have a bad taste in my mouth from the stupid teen party (and hopefully not because that 15 year-old brushed the vomit off of her teeth with my toothbrush). i need something to make me feel better. anything.......my eternal gratitude to anyone who can help me to forget that horrible horrible night!!!!!!
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but the gloves just made me feel kind of amplely sluggish and cool, the boots made me feel romantically sluttish, and the earings and chest piece were the ones that made me feel like a super human robot awesome space adventurer.
the big news I can't tell everybody yet until I get two pages of comments.
and yeah.....squirelly man parts on my rug no less!
and when looking through your pictures, I realize that you have great facial expressions.....very expressive and what not. but seriously. nice. I think it's the eyebrows.
[Edited on Aug 13, 2004 5:21PM]