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cynical_illithid

Seattle

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Sunday Oct 18, 2009

Oct 18, 2009
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So I'm sitting here looking down at the green nail polish on my hands, which are pretty well done for being drunk and unable to see properly at the time. I am wondering how the hell the last two nights both ended with me participating in activities which would threaten a normal man's sense of masculinity. A word of wisdom for anyone who wants it. If you get drunk at a party and the girls convince you to try on dresses with them, don't look better in the dress than the owner. She will only be encouraged to find more stuff of hers for you to try on.

I did learn one thing about myself though, despite my lack of body weight, most people won't match me drink for drink. One person tried this weekend and I believe the words given to him by a friend were, "You can't win that, you care about your health and the next morning." Lack of personal concern is always much better the night before, I hated the next morning so much.
sharla:
sounds like a very entertaining nite smile
Oct 18, 2009
vassilis:
Green? was it at least lumo green?
haha, for some strange reason us girls LOVE dressing up guys and seeing if they make better girls than guys wink
Oct 24, 2009

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