cynical_illithid

I guess updating this thing wouldn't be a bad idea since it is late and I don't want to sleep quite yet.

"So what's new?" you might be asking. "I thought you no longer loved us here and had move on to a younger more emotionally available website" I hear you thinking to yourself. I have been without reliable Internet access for the past weeks...
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So once again my friends and I have browsed the video store to feed our masochism, and provide material for their show. I have waited this long to post the results because I thought it would be fitting to post on Armistice Day (I don't care what they change the name to I know its real purpose), since the movie this week was GI Joe....
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So my friends have a radio show on our college station. It is silly and entertaining, and because of that it is a pretty good show. One of their segments is called "Worst Video in the Video Store." Where they watch a video they expect to be awful so that you don't have to. Because of how terrible these movies sometimes are, they ask friends...
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Normally I wouldn't update so quickly after having just done an update, but life seems to have provided a good reason to.

So I woke up this afternoon to my phone ringing. I looked and saw it was my dad calling and figured it could wait. After all he would leave a message if it were important. Well he leaves a voice message. I listen...
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So, now that it is mid term time I obviously need a distraction and more bad ideas to make me a less productive student. This is why I have accepted a challenge from a friend.

Apparently there is a national novel writing month. The goal of which is simply to write an entire novel in a single month. If that is not what the month...
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So I'm sitting here looking down at the green nail polish on my hands, which are pretty well done for being drunk and unable to see properly at the time. I am wondering how the hell the last two nights both ended with me participating in activities which would threaten a normal man's sense of masculinity. A word of wisdom for anyone who wants it....
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This blog post is brought to you by: Procrastination. That's right procrastination, time honored tradition of the American college student. If you've got something to do, do something else.

Now that I've got my sponsor an honorable mention I will continue. I'm putting off studying for my International Relations test tomorrow. Oh and putting off researching for my undergraduate thesis. So of course it is...
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I am procrastinating sleep and the inevitable tomorrow for right now so I figured I might as well put an intro post on this blog. I've never found myself feeling the need to blog about anything. Always saw it as a bit narcissistic, but whatever, at least Narcissus died happy.

My apartment right now is incredibly cold because I am currently residing in the town...
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