I CAN TIME TRAVEL!!! into the future at dizzying rates. I have this special mesh chair that I bought and I sit in it every morning in front of my computer at 9 AM and then all do is click the reload button on Internet Explorer to activate it and WHAM! it's 3 AM - I've gone through the whole day!
I'm thinking about getting a patent for this technology and possibly selling it to the military or to NASA maybe. The only problem is I can't make the chair go backwards in time yet, but I'm working on that. Unfortunately I am also currently stuck in the chair and I can't get out and too much time is going by. I've been in it for a year now and can't get out but maybe something new will come up on CNN soon or more nude pictures of gothipunk chickies licking each other and whatnot......
I'm thinking about getting a patent for this technology and possibly selling it to the military or to NASA maybe. The only problem is I can't make the chair go backwards in time yet, but I'm working on that. Unfortunately I am also currently stuck in the chair and I can't get out and too much time is going by. I've been in it for a year now and can't get out but maybe something new will come up on CNN soon or more nude pictures of gothipunk chickies licking each other and whatnot......
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