cyborgdeathsquad

Dear zit-faced neighbor downstairs from me,

Thank you so much for playing shitty electronica music and white stripes at all hours, especially when I have a killer hangover.

You have inspired me to start a scientific study:

What, at 2AM, will make the most noise on my hardwood floor?

So far the list includes:
a handful of change
a glass beer bottle and let it slowly roll across the room
my skateboard, with myself included. IF you're lucky I might even do a swell ollie or kickflip (i've already fucked my damage deposit)
HARD fucking (see thursday and saturday nights)
And my personal favorite, my guitar amp turned face down with the knobs on 11.

Sincerely,
Aaron