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I have a good friend who is working at a public defender's office. Now, Portland isn't exactly Megacity One, but it has its share of problems. After a couple of long conversations over the last few days, I have come to the following conclusion.

Petty criminals are a dime a dozen, but only the profoundly unlucky and the profoundly stupid ones get caught.

Take care...
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So... On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is it when your girlfriend stands in the street in the rain at two in the morning and replies to "Do you want a ride?" with "I want you to die"?

Worse that Hitler? Stalin? This moment is definitely not better than ice cream.

And the kicker here is that I have absolutely no idea...
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Overheard on campus....

"What if the Art Object did something totally unexpected? Like what if a bush or whatever had a pair of legs sticking out of it? What if a plant just started eating people unexpectedly... That would totally show how stupid Art is."

Some people's kids...
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I finally turned in my thesis proposal yesterday. Now I just have to read everything Huntington wrote and synthesize it into some sort of "rational reconstruction" and write a little 5 chapter thesis about it before spring break. That's all.

My tummy hurts.

I now own all of Sin City. Also, I'm in the "world construction" phase of writing my own damned graphic novel, which,...
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Thesis Update:

So it's about that time in my career. I have to settle down, and get hitched. The first draft of my proposal is getting sent to my advisor some time tonight, and it says that I want to marry Samuel P. Huntington. Okay, so maybe I need to rephrase that a little bit.

thesis thesis thesis thesis.

This word already contains enough magic...
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The girl's in Cali, running subjects for the experiment that is very likely to turn into her thesis. Salome is going really well, but we're all getting kind of antsy, as we open Thursday.

I overslept this morning, so I'm not going to work. I dislike missing work, because, well, it's work, but for precisely that same reason, I enjoy not doing it sometimes....
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Life is good.

I'm working forty hours a week for the first time in my life. I'm in a stable relationship with a girl who isn't flaming-headed crazy. Just regular kind.

I'm also in a play. Now, I've been acting off and on for most of my life, but this is different. This is the real deal, in a real theater, with real advertising, which...
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So I've got this girlfriend... Woah.

She doesn't always make me happy. She shouldn't. I'm not in sixth grade. She does, however, even when we're arguing about the nature of human agency and psychology's appropriation of the term "executive" to describe certain pre-cognitive allocation functions (short-term memory is a lie!) make me feel like me. She provides an excellent counterpoint to the "holy egoism of...
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katastrofei:
You are Running Border Patrol? That is some sweet action, dude. See if you can figure out a way to oust the raging blue people. I refuse to call them what they claim to be.

It should involve icy water, flames and maybe some soap. I bet you can get Viscious Koi to help.

And yeah, your girlfriend is pretty cool, I'd say. You compliment each other well, and look Cuuuute together, which is a must.

Practice your Tekken 5, for one day I will return.
katastrofei:
Granted, you did a superb rendition of a flower...but interpretive mushroom dances? That must have been Ea's dare.
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In other news, I'm in love.

It's like falling a thousand miles, only better.
r_daneel:
Is that the Fibonacci Sequence in HEXADECIMAL?

i can't really tell. but if it is. sweet.
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NB: This was for a class. "Slander" and "Treason" refer to Coulter's books by those names. Others are more complicated, and I'm too busy to give you even a cursory bibliography. Have fun, bitches!

The "liberal" part of early liberalism stems from the radical notion of pluralist democracy [Ross 397]. This idea is not, to wit, liberal today. In fact, one of President Bush's strongest...
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