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cyaluminus

Crapsburg, WA. I'm half Canadian though! That makes me exotic and stuff, right?

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Wednesday Sep 01, 2004

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Classes started, and I got some sleep.

This is a weird thing. I'm used to school equalling death by sleep deprivation. But the Man works in mysterious ways.

I'm so damned tired... O-Week was tough work. But it looks like we have a good crop of incoming kids.

Speaking of which, there's this cute Brazilian girl... she's actually 6'. And totally cute.

Did I mention that she's cute?

Does that make me a sketchy, sketchy old man? I mean, upperclassman, asking out a female first-year? It sounds pretty sketchy in the abstract, doesn't it? But some of y'all know me, and you know I'm not really -that- sketchy!

Right?
kengineer:
What? And I thought I was hard on myself. Ask her out! Dance! Tell her bad jokes! Fuck her brains out! She won't let you do anything she's not into. Could be all she wants in life is to get that geeky white boy upper-classman alone. Or not. Ask, and find out.

Word to the wise: From what I hear, birth control in Brazil consists mainly of throwing a pinch of salt over your shoulder when you're done. If things get hot and heavy, be prepared to take a leadership role on that issue, eh?
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