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cyaluminus

Crapsburg, WA. I'm half Canadian though! That makes me exotic and stuff, right?

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Monday Aug 09, 2004

Aug 9, 2004
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Work is so cool. I've been given the neatest project: put a Congressman in a coffee shop. Have him talk with locals. Get him votes. Get votes for John Kerry. Do not waste our money.

I researched the indy coffee houses of North and East Portland. I called two pages worth of them. I had a phone slammed on me. I selected the best two that were interested. I made flyers. I distributed the flyers. I called the neighborhood associations. I called the state Dems. I called the county Dems. I have badgered (which I'm told is better than goodgering) and harangued and harrassed and harried these mofos into the positions I need them to be in.

When I called the county Dems, I talked to a volunteer. I made him my bitch. It's not like because I'm a freaking intern I'm better than him. It's just that, for that when shining moment when I asked him "So, will you take a message for the guy who does know what's going on?" I was better than him.

Maybe it's just all that copier toner I've been huffing, but I think I may be on my way to being The Man. First, I will have to work for him. Then I will kill The Man. Then I will take over his identity.

I. Will. Be. The. Best. Man. Evar.
jewcy:
it's going to be a sad day if you become the man. not that you suck and you couldn't be the man, but the man sucks, and if you became him, then you would suck, and i would be sad.
i'm going to sit here and hope it's the copier toner. surreal
Aug 9, 2004

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