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cyaluminus

Crapsburg, WA. I'm half Canadian though! That makes me exotic and stuff, right?

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Sunday Aug 08, 2004

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So I'm lounging about this big empty house nekkid, and I think "Hey! You know what'd be great? Tanning on the roof!" So I get the necessary gear together: book, iPod, towel, robe, climb up the ladder, hop out, and immediately feel stupider than I have since my first day of college.

You see, it's been sunny all day. and the roof is covered... with tar paper. After getting a wicked hotfoot, I came back inside, head hung in defeat.

Tomorrow, we try again. This time, with sandals, dammit!
jewcy:
haha, better luck next time smile
Aug 8, 2004

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