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cyaluminus

Crapsburg, WA. I'm half Canadian though! That makes me exotic and stuff, right?

Member Since 2004

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Awesome picture? More awesomer picture!
HA interviews? More awesomer HA interviews!
Seriously, why are these things so... canned?
I mean, seriously, how much can they learn about us by watching us make a square out of a big loop of rope while blindfolded? How is that really testing us? Now if they were to make us do that while being hounded by ravenous badgers, and perhaps while the rope was slowly catching fire, and maybe if the badgers were also on fire, and maybe of all of this was happening in a wasps nest, then that would be a test.

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    Tuesday Apr 20, 2004

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    Wednesday Apr 14, 2004

    Sorry I've been off radar, gentle reader[s]. I'm sick. My throat is n…
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    Thursday Apr 08, 2004

    "To calm this girl down, I tell her the story of my fish. This is fis…
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    Monday Apr 05, 2004

    "Questions raced through my mind--does she go wild during sex, does s…
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    Sunday Apr 04, 2004

    I feel like I want to run away. I can't say that I've ever had that s…
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    Tuesday Mar 30, 2004

    I'm in love. Lyrics to the tune: Huan Xi Sha, by Yen Shu (Song dyn…
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    Saturday Mar 27, 2004

    Last night was pretty great. I had like ten people in my cramped litt…
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    Wednesday Mar 24, 2004

    Jose [the dirty Mexican] brought me some hentai magazines from Nippon…
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    Monday Mar 22, 2004

    I'm doing okay, I guess. Break is over, and I'm kind of glad, as sick…
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    Thursday Mar 18, 2004

    Okay, so on Tuesday I went with the Jews to the Portland Rock Gym and…

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