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cyaluminus

Crapsburg, WA. I'm half Canadian though! That makes me exotic and stuff, right?

Member Since 2004

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Tuesday Dec 20, 2005

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I am declaring today Ineternational Pronoia Day. Speak truth to power. Stay pissed off, or get pissed on.

Sometimes I wish we still had milkmen, only they were hot chicks, and they would come by your house and give you fresh blowjobs first thing in the morning. Nothing else really gets my day going like that.

In other news, I no longer have a bleeding wound in my head.
kengineer:
I've been out of touch so I have no idea what you are talking about. But that milkman idea . . . I think you are on to something.
Jan 22, 2006

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