cyaluminus

Two of my wisdom teeth seem to be coming in right now. The medical term for this is, colorfully, 'eruption.' This term seems more than apt, granted the condition of my mouth parts.

The two 'eruptions' are occurring on the right side of my mouth. Usually, when a tooth comes in through the gum, the gum will produce a relatively small tear to acommodate it. Of course, wisdom teeth are big fuck off molars, so a small tear isn't going to suffice, mais non. You got a big tooth, you're gonna need a big gap in the gum, and that means a big fucking tear has to happen at some point. As of late, I was suffering through having two such rends in my sweet sensitive mouth flesh meats.

At some point last night, they merged. I can't open my mouth comfortably. Having opened it, I can't close it comfortably. I don't have any real food in the house, and it started snowing before I got up, so Portland was pretty well closed. I ate some bad Chinese food earlier, though.

It hurts to talk, so I haven't made the phone call I said I would earlier, and GMail is acting up.

I keep swallowing blood.