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cyaluminus

Crapsburg, WA. I'm half Canadian though! That makes me exotic and stuff, right?

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Sunday Nov 06, 2005

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I have a good friend who is working at a public defender's office. Now, Portland isn't exactly Megacity One, but it has its share of problems. After a couple of long conversations over the last few days, I have come to the following conclusion.

Petty criminals are a dime a dozen, but only the profoundly unlucky and the profoundly stupid ones get caught.

Take care that you do not find yourself among the class of fucktard criminals that this nation is blessed with. Stay smart, and stay subtle.

And for the love of christ, don't think you can beat meth on your own.

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