curmudgeon

i think i'm going to start a vanhalen group. not vanhagar mind you, but with david lee in all his leather pant glory.
i got to drive on all the major expressways in the detroit metropolitan area today. i'm fully convinced that no one can drive as good as i can especially when i'm tired. all that driving to sign a bazillion papers to refinance my mortgage. crazy.
i need a dairy queen fix. a blizzard is in order.