curmudgeon

can hockey season start already? sheesh, i'm tired of baseball.

yeah, nice day, just me and a cold can of pbr chillin. does it get any better?

blah blah blah f'in blahdee blah mutha grabbin blah. know what i mean?

the blood on your lips has that lipstick touch.

just got back from my trip to philly/nyc. what a fucking riot. yuengling beer is good. driving for almost 10 hours isn't.
my cat, kineda, died while i was gone. it makes me sad, but he was really old and it's ok, he went peacefully in his sleep. he will be missed.
sweating my balls off. i'm thiniing about buying one of those big blocks...
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you get nothin for nothin if that's what you do. turn around bitch i got a use for you. besides, you ain't got nothin better to do and i'm bored.

tried this new wheat beer that's brewed in battle creek. the same place tony the tiger is from. i forget what wheat beer does to me. it hits you really fast and leaves you with a terrible headache in the morning. shit, i've known some girls like that. so it's 8am or so, i'm up, thirsty, hungover and can't fall back asleep.
i've had front...
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i think i'm going to start a vanhalen group. not vanhagar mind you, but with david lee in all his leather pant glory.
i got to drive on all the major expressways in the detroit metropolitan area today. i'm fully convinced that no one can drive as good as i can especially when i'm tired. all that driving to sign a bazillion papers to refinance...
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doin it and doin it and doin it well.......
sushi is good.

your number is 1. the only 1. the number is 1.

bela lugosi's dead......i'm dead, i'm dead, i'm dead.....damn bauhaus. been stuck in my head all day. that and rocket queen by guns and roses. good lord.