curiosity

So today is the first day of school, and here is me missing it, because I am really fucking sick.
I got about 2 hours of sleep last night because my stomach hurt so bad during the night. So I put a heating pad on it, which didn't help, and it continued to make upsetting noises. Then, being the genius I am, I woke up at the regular time and thought "Maybe I'm hungry. Let's eat breakfast and get ready for school."
So I ate breakfast, and then a few moments later, I got to visit with it again. But this time it was accompanied by some neon yellow stomach juice stuff which looked like dishwasher fluid.
My throat is now especially sore, and I'm afraid even to drink a glass of water.
This pumpkin and I have a lot in common.



Well, despite the fact that he, and his delicious insides, are edible. (I'm edible too, but that would be called "cannibalism," right Willy Wonka?)
(Addition: Of course I ordered One Piece DVDs to come next day for me, since I don't have cable, and OF COURSE when I am sick and need it the most, and this is the day that it is supposed to come, IT ISN'T COMING, and their fucking website is down. It's like they specifically waited for MY ORDER to close down their whole operation.)

Curi.