Last night Mona and I went to a strip club called Southern Xposure. It was my first time at a strip club and she paid for everything since we were celebrating my birthday. I got a lapdance from a Chinese girl who sort of looked like this.
She was the hottest girl there, hands down.
Many of the dancers told me that I could get a job there, and then they had me lift my shirt so they could "inspect the goods" so to speak.
It was drunk time. According to Mona I was "downing rum and Cokes like it was my job."
And that Gorillaz video is still taunting me.
Watch the way I navigate, ha ha ha ha ha.....
Curi.
She was the hottest girl there, hands down.
Many of the dancers told me that I could get a job there, and then they had me lift my shirt so they could "inspect the goods" so to speak.
It was drunk time. According to Mona I was "downing rum and Cokes like it was my job."
And that Gorillaz video is still taunting me.
Watch the way I navigate, ha ha ha ha ha.....
Curi.
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due to my lack of cable, i haven't seen that video yet, but i can tell you the rest of that cd freakin rocks. there's this one song where this guy is rapping about spinach, it's awesome.