I'm done. I'm done dating, I'm over it, finished it, quitting. Those who have any sort of romantic interest in me will be shot on site and fed to a bear. I am also no longer available for any of the following:
-Friends with benefits (aka "fuck buddy" or whatever you wanna call it)
-Booty calls
-One night stands
-Any sort of "relationship" other than friendship, whether short term or long term
-Any sort of slight or dramatic variation on the above
Besides, my fantasies about Seto Kaiba are better than you.
Curi.
-Friends with benefits (aka "fuck buddy" or whatever you wanna call it)
-Booty calls
-One night stands
-Any sort of "relationship" other than friendship, whether short term or long term
-Any sort of slight or dramatic variation on the above
Besides, my fantasies about Seto Kaiba are better than you.

Curi.
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Not that you didn't make the right choice. In theory, I've done the same. Just seem to have trouble with the follow through....
So good luck.
Just sounds like things have got to get better for you.
If you're still looking for someone to go with to the SGChicago thing on Thursday, let me know (platonic escort, of course)