Why do guys have beards?
Listen, guys, all of you. Facial hair looks bad. It does not matter what shape or length you have altered your chin pubes into. It does not make you look cool. And it is a bitch to kiss you and have it feel like sandpaper rubbing around your mouth.
I cannot even count the number of times I see an otherwise attractive male who has decided to sprout a beard, moustache, goatee or the dreaded soul patch and completely has ruined his look in the process. It is a daily occurance.
In closing: SHAVE THAT SHIT OFF!!!!
(Note: if you're going to be defensive and bitch about girls not shaving, you can't bitch about me not doing it. I shave everything I can, even my arms. And I wax everything else. So there.)
Curi.
Listen, guys, all of you. Facial hair looks bad. It does not matter what shape or length you have altered your chin pubes into. It does not make you look cool. And it is a bitch to kiss you and have it feel like sandpaper rubbing around your mouth.
I cannot even count the number of times I see an otherwise attractive male who has decided to sprout a beard, moustache, goatee or the dreaded soul patch and completely has ruined his look in the process. It is a daily occurance.
In closing: SHAVE THAT SHIT OFF!!!!
(Note: if you're going to be defensive and bitch about girls not shaving, you can't bitch about me not doing it. I shave everything I can, even my arms. And I wax everything else. So there.)
Curi.
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we'd love to have you come, but we've booked the tour just for us thus far. I think some of the clubs might get pissed if we said "ok we have another band with us now"
BUT maybe it would be possible for you to get thrown on the show we are playing in Chicago. I will talk to the guy.
we are playing there (well actually in oak park) on the 4th of June