Hey my lil cuties- I was tagged by a new member to SG through an email . So I've been thinking of 20 things about moi .
1. I was almost named Molly Mushroom - Mushroom for a middle name now that's a winner. Thank god they decided on Kate Alicia instead- that's uh lee see uh not uh leash uh
2. I hate tomatoes but I like to suck ketchup out of the packets
3. I use to eat paper when I was younger and can still do it at times.
4. I once had a heart to heart talk with my iguana Cobain may he RIP while I was frying my ass off on acid.
5. I get bitchy when we are out of the green
6. use to collect smurfs when I was 6
7. still have about 155 maybe closer to 200 garbage pale kid stickers.
8. my electric guitar is named BooBooKittyFuck - almost got named Herkimer Shagnasty
9. I try to email germ13 daily or every other day if I'm really busy or out of town. If I'm out of town I usually text him . But he usually hears from me daily.
10. had my second Bat-Mitzvah at the Western Wall aka the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem - my mom-mom took me there as my Bat- Mitzvah present.
11. once got a golf tee stuck up my
after some really hot sex on a golf course. went to sit down wasn't looking where I sat and ended up sitting on a tee that went up my kitty . my bf at the time tried to get it out for me but somehow ended up pushing in further so I ended up having to go to the gyno to have her take it out. my face was red and sum when I had to explain how I got a golf tee stuck up my puss . u can stop laughing your arses off now 
12. I want to be the next betty dodson and have a class that teaches females how to m-bate, or open up a club for females to be able to jill together. They have a Jack Off club here in philly for guys to have circle jerks , so um what about us females that like to jill with other females.
13. I usually smoke a bowl before I go to bed when we have some to smoke- it helps me sleep better
14. I try to jill daily or every other day. I love having my special time to please myself.
15. I feel bad for people who don't m-bate or they feel guilty for doing it afterwards. Why should one feel guilty about giving themselves pleasure.
16. I use to get off on knowing that I was the one who was taking someone virginity - I loved knowing that I was the first one to get to them .
17. I have a fear about having another miscarriage . having two back to back was hard enough , having a 3rd one might make me go mental.
18. I prefer Nugget and Penthouse over Hustler.
19. I wanted to be a Playboy Bunny when I was 18
20. I think doing this has made me a wee bit horny for some reason and I might need to go kill me a kitten.
If u didn't kill a kitten while watching the SG video then there is something really wrong with u and u need to see a therapist.
for those who want to be on my x-mas card list send me an email with your addy and of course your name so I know who in the hell to send it too. I'm going to get an early start on my cards this year. cureelise@gmail.com
If any of u want to send me x-mas gifts Teddyscares and anything that has to do with Betty Page. I also love really kewl looking knee high socks , ELOISE and Hello Kitty
1. I was almost named Molly Mushroom - Mushroom for a middle name now that's a winner. Thank god they decided on Kate Alicia instead- that's uh lee see uh not uh leash uh
2. I hate tomatoes but I like to suck ketchup out of the packets
3. I use to eat paper when I was younger and can still do it at times.
4. I once had a heart to heart talk with my iguana Cobain may he RIP while I was frying my ass off on acid.
5. I get bitchy when we are out of the green
6. use to collect smurfs when I was 6
7. still have about 155 maybe closer to 200 garbage pale kid stickers.
8. my electric guitar is named BooBooKittyFuck - almost got named Herkimer Shagnasty
9. I try to email germ13 daily or every other day if I'm really busy or out of town. If I'm out of town I usually text him . But he usually hears from me daily.
10. had my second Bat-Mitzvah at the Western Wall aka the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem - my mom-mom took me there as my Bat- Mitzvah present.
11. once got a golf tee stuck up my
after some really hot sex on a golf course. went to sit down wasn't looking where I sat and ended up sitting on a tee that went up my kitty . my bf at the time tried to get it out for me but somehow ended up pushing in further so I ended up having to go to the gyno to have her take it out. my face was red and sum when I had to explain how I got a golf tee stuck up my puss . u can stop laughing your arses off now
12. I want to be the next betty dodson and have a class that teaches females how to m-bate, or open up a club for females to be able to jill together. They have a Jack Off club here in philly for guys to have circle jerks , so um what about us females that like to jill with other females.
13. I usually smoke a bowl before I go to bed when we have some to smoke- it helps me sleep better
14. I try to jill daily or every other day. I love having my special time to please myself.
15. I feel bad for people who don't m-bate or they feel guilty for doing it afterwards. Why should one feel guilty about giving themselves pleasure.
16. I use to get off on knowing that I was the one who was taking someone virginity - I loved knowing that I was the first one to get to them .
17. I have a fear about having another miscarriage . having two back to back was hard enough , having a 3rd one might make me go mental.
18. I prefer Nugget and Penthouse over Hustler.
19. I wanted to be a Playboy Bunny when I was 18
20. I think doing this has made me a wee bit horny for some reason and I might need to go kill me a kitten.
If u didn't kill a kitten while watching the SG video then there is something really wrong with u and u need to see a therapist.
for those who want to be on my x-mas card list send me an email with your addy and of course your name so I know who in the hell to send it too. I'm going to get an early start on my cards this year. cureelise@gmail.com
If any of u want to send me x-mas gifts Teddyscares and anything that has to do with Betty Page. I also love really kewl looking knee high socks , ELOISE and Hello Kitty
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