cupidsvictim

i need to get laid. seriously. i've been single now for maybe a month and this is the longest i've been single in like 4 years. i'm usually single for about 2 hours. there are no more hot guys in this city.
i've dated all of them already.
my fuckbuddy is way too unreliable. when i call him, he should come over a.s.a.p., but he's always whining about something until i'm like,"oh, forget it!". ex-boyfriends make awesome fuckbuddies. except most of my exes are totally insane or live out of state.
last boyfriend: soooo hot, but completely out of his mind. he didn't want me leaving the house in short skirts. or having friends for that matter,
boyfriend before him: also way hot, but he's a semi-famous animator who is married to his work... and lives in california.

whoa is me. well, i will leave you all with a very scary picture. this is a baby born in india or something, WITH A TAIL.