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Tuesday Jul 25, 2006

Jul 24, 2006
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20. I love previews before a movie. LOVE. I am almost disappointed when the movie starts, because I wish there were more previews.

19. I am unreasonably afraid of the dark. I really do think that there is a monster under my bed, but of course since I keep the covers over my feet all night, I am immune to his dripping mandibles and gleeming claws. That fucking cover is impenetrable.

18. I am still thrilled that I am an adult and can stay up until whenever I want! Ironically, I tend to go to bed at 10:00 p.m. every night. hah

17. I do on the other hand eat ice cream for breakfast and sit too close to the television. HAH!

16. Sometimes I find food to be very tiresome. I wish I didn't have to think about what I was going to eat every night. It's just so draining.

15. I love to take pictures. Everything looks cool when you're using the macro function. Automatically COOL! I've been waiting to be automatically cool all of my life, so this is perfect.

14. I'm almost disappointed when I don't get carded when buying alcohol. What the fuck is the point of being 21? Shitheads.

13. I know all of the words to Rocky Horror Picture Show. ALL of the words.

12. I love when other people at work fuck up, because it means that I am off the hook for at least a few seconds. Am I a bad person? Yes.

11. My biggest fuck up at work so far has been doing 200 candy jars for a customer and accidentally putting my companies phone number on the jars. Worse? The customer approved it. Worsterer? My boss didn't care that the customer approved it and we had to redo the job for free anyway. Damn.

10. I have a chai fetish. Seriously. Just thinking about a big cold glass of chai milk whets my palate.
(Chai porn break
)
I WANT TO BATHE IN IT!!

9. I am planning on cutting all of my hair off again. I think short hair is sexy.

8. I really can't wait to launch my website. (www.craftycunt.com) It's a bunch of nothing right now though. So don't bother!

7. I absolutely LOVE and EMBRACE the word CUNT. It is my favorite word of all time. It doesn't strike me as dirty or offensive. Cunt...it's sultry. It doesn't roll of the tongue but it jumps off. It's a biting word. Really enunciate the T at the end. God, it's fucking sexy.

6. I'm pretty sure that my first girl baby will be named Chai. haha. I'm just jokin' it'll be cupcake. ..
f'real

5. Take my love, take my land, take me where I can not stand. I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.

4. My next tattoo (or one of my next) is going to be on my feet. I am just unsure of how they will heal while I have shoes on. It will be a tribute to where I grew up and where I am now. NJ & CA tattoos.

3. I want to get a kitty. He/she will be named Sprinkles. or Swashbuckles. Nate & I have been wanting to name a cat swashbuckles for ages now. SWASHBUCKLES. ARR. I really do like Senora Sprinkles McSchmoopykins. I want to name my cat something ridiculous and dress it up in human outfits. I am certifibly insane.

2. I love. LOVE the color pink. It is so fantastic. Pink means vaginas and cotton candy and pepto bismol and bows and cupcakes. I LOVE pink.

1. Wow. We're at number one already. I have a serious thing for men in womens clothing. Some of my strongest attractions are to Tim Curry in Rocky Horror, Hedwig in Hedwig and the angry inch and Eddie Izzard. It is not the sexual orientation that interests me, I just love men dressed like women.

ok....

0 - I want to bone these men.







VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
omega668:
AHJHFJSFKSJFHJKSHF HUDAHGUKDH AF

I SAW THOSE GUYS !!!!!

COLLINS IS FUCKING AMAZING !
so is roger.. but omg.
COLLINS IS AMAZING ! <3333333333333333333333
Jul 28, 2006
lovesome:
Alton Brown is mine, you hussy man-stealer! all mine!

i want to marry that man, no joke. so smart, hilarious, and he can cook? he's the nerdy boy of my dreams! love
Jul 28, 2006

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