I really am quite certain that my first childs name will be Slut Bunwalla.
Or my first cat.
Whichever happens to come first.
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I have the most AMAZING Eddie Izzard story.
Well, it isn't really amazing, and not quite a story but I will tell you anyway because i am feeling GENEROUS.
I was playing some sort of trivia game with the boyfriend and his folks.
WELL, out came the question...and it was a true or false type thing...and the fucking question was, "Englebert Humperdinks real name is Englebert Humperdink"....
I slammed down my buzzerish type thing as fast as I could and proudly proclaimed, "Not only is his name NOT englebert humperdink, i know what his REAL name IS!"
I was so proud.
Ladies and gentlemen I felt like this was my time to SHINE. A piece of useless knowledge carried with me for years on end, FINALLY put to good (or somewhat good) use!
I proclaimed proudly, His name is Gerry Dorsey.
His name is Gerry Dorsey.
His name is.
Well.
It wasn't quite so Fight Club esque, but close.
It was my moment in the spotlight.
Too bad everyone else at the table couldn't share in my glee. I'm pretty sure they all thought I was lying (or a huge Englebert Humperdink crazed fan).
Don't you just love when some random piece of trivia that you have been carrying around in your brain for ages upon ages becomses useful? It happens oh so rarely, like only when all the planets are perfectly alinged. But when it happens, it's like, "THIS Must be the meaning to life."
I'm pretty sure it is.
I'm pretty fucking sure that putting useless knowledge to some use is the meaning of life.
Oh yes, and what is a journal entry without pictures:
Someone got me flowers.
It was my boyfriends mom.
How lame is that?
One of the amazing decorations for my new craft room.
Wanna touch my meat curtains?
(oh come on how could i not make that joke)
Meat mat (we have a meat themed bathroom. Pig pictures, etc...will soon have butcher knives and the like)
My new treasures. They cost a bunch but I couldn't pass them up. They are amazing.
That's all for now.
People love picture posts though.
Or my first cat.
Whichever happens to come first.
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I have the most AMAZING Eddie Izzard story.
Well, it isn't really amazing, and not quite a story but I will tell you anyway because i am feeling GENEROUS.
I was playing some sort of trivia game with the boyfriend and his folks.
WELL, out came the question...and it was a true or false type thing...and the fucking question was, "Englebert Humperdinks real name is Englebert Humperdink"....
I slammed down my buzzerish type thing as fast as I could and proudly proclaimed, "Not only is his name NOT englebert humperdink, i know what his REAL name IS!"
I was so proud.
Ladies and gentlemen I felt like this was my time to SHINE. A piece of useless knowledge carried with me for years on end, FINALLY put to good (or somewhat good) use!
I proclaimed proudly, His name is Gerry Dorsey.
His name is Gerry Dorsey.
His name is.
Well.
It wasn't quite so Fight Club esque, but close.
It was my moment in the spotlight.
Too bad everyone else at the table couldn't share in my glee. I'm pretty sure they all thought I was lying (or a huge Englebert Humperdink crazed fan).
Don't you just love when some random piece of trivia that you have been carrying around in your brain for ages upon ages becomses useful? It happens oh so rarely, like only when all the planets are perfectly alinged. But when it happens, it's like, "THIS Must be the meaning to life."
I'm pretty sure it is.
I'm pretty fucking sure that putting useless knowledge to some use is the meaning of life.
Oh yes, and what is a journal entry without pictures:
Someone got me flowers.
It was my boyfriends mom.
How lame is that?
One of the amazing decorations for my new craft room.
Wanna touch my meat curtains?
(oh come on how could i not make that joke)
Meat mat (we have a meat themed bathroom. Pig pictures, etc...will soon have butcher knives and the like)
My new treasures. They cost a bunch but I couldn't pass them up. They are amazing.
That's all for now.
People love picture posts though.
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ps--meat themed bathroom? you are amazing!