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Tuesday Aug 04, 2009

Aug 4, 2009
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My friend had a birthday last week. I never can seem to find the right card for her, but I was looking and I kept going back to the same card. It had Bobby Brady on it and it said something like What do you want for your birthday? and when you opened it up it said a pork chop and applesauce. Some birthday cake would be nice too.
We go out to dinner 3 times a week and most Wednesdays we go to this diner down the way and they have a special that is out of this world. She orders chopped veal cutlet with gravy and cheese, French Fries and applesauce. I got out my pen and changed the card to say that.
When she got the card she was baffled by my poor printing and when she finally got the joke she was roaring.
Sometimes you get the right card, but most times I get just a so so card.
I had a very good week last week, but this week sucks so far. Oh well, the summer doldrums.
I watched last nights episode of Weeds and am still laughing.
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user02840824:
Thanks so much for the birthday wishes!
I've been a Jack Benny fan since I was 12. My pain meds would wear off late at night, and back then the Christian Broadcasting Network used to run old black & white comedy shows from the 50s and 60s, so Jack and Burns & Allen and Dobie Gillis helped distract me and keep me company until I could sleep or take more meds.
Aug 12, 2009
casper:
let's just say that open wounds and strip clubs don't mix. so now I have antibiotics to keep me company, along with my healing abscess.

sick, I know.
Aug 14, 2009

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