cunninglinquist

I saw something in the paper today and it seemed appropriate to post some of the details here. A middle school principal was busted in his office after selling crack cocaine to an undercover cop in the parking lot of a nearby park. The principal went back to his office at the middle school and when they broke the door down to his office he was naked, probably spanking his monkey, watching gay porn on the vcr. They found the marked cash and arrested him.
Now is someone says that guy jerks off all day at work, you can say, yeah you heard about that and they caught him in the act.