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God and the Biker

A biker was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and,
in a booming voice, God said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways,
I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said,
"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."

God said,
"Your request is materialistic, think
of the ;enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural
resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of
something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said,
"God, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when
she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and
how I can make a woman truly happy."

God replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"