So it's easy to say that life sucks. Yeah, I must have been dealt a bad hand at birth. Fuck it, though. Gotta play the hand cuz I'm a gambling man.
Some times I just want to take what's left of my money and blow it on an 8 ball of meth, a case of whisky and a couple of cartons of smokes. Fuck the world? Naw, just to go out in a blaze of glory.
Fuck it. Lifes a game and I want to be a coach.
This is all nonesense.
I've been told that I need to cut my cats nutts off. I feel sorry for the little guy. His cajones are fucking huge. Nothing will be the same.
Licking grape flavored lipgloss off of her lips was the best. Far better than the peach flavor. I was surprised. I like peaches.
Alison slept over the other night and I have not been the same since. Jebus. Now my pillows smell like her. Goddamn it's glorious! It drives me insane.
Some times I just want to take what's left of my money and blow it on an 8 ball of meth, a case of whisky and a couple of cartons of smokes. Fuck the world? Naw, just to go out in a blaze of glory.
Fuck it. Lifes a game and I want to be a coach.
This is all nonesense.
I've been told that I need to cut my cats nutts off. I feel sorry for the little guy. His cajones are fucking huge. Nothing will be the same.
Licking grape flavored lipgloss off of her lips was the best. Far better than the peach flavor. I was surprised. I like peaches.
Alison slept over the other night and I have not been the same since. Jebus. Now my pillows smell like her. Goddamn it's glorious! It drives me insane.
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whiskey dumpster necking is good, too.
but have you dry humped a whiskey bottle with old banana peals on your neck?
that's better.
~tt.