if i were a black man
i 'd be richard prior.
watching viva la bam. that fucking idiot, i can't stop watching him - i must invite him over for tea and crumpets.
so funny, i am gettting into this myspace thing (i am also getting the hang of this site) ... it is funny (arrgh), i'd like to thank all my friends for believing in me and pushing me towards this web site. i'd like to thank steve agee for teaching me how to post pictures on every part of this site. i'd like to thank my fans. i don't know who you are but you think i am funny and you send nasty messages. without you i don' t know that i'd ever bother using the internet except to service myself with hours of porn and recipies i'll never make. you've all made me what i am today.
i am totally going to be suffering withdrawl when paige gets back ... i have to get internet at home (( cringe )) there will be support groups for internet junkies in a matter of years - TRUST !
I hate 'diet' beers! I need to be able to have the spoon standing - give me a guiness damn it ( hello pink dot ... ) - oh snap i told you!
anyone want to go for some onion rings? i know this great 24 hour joint that has great rings bad service and punk rock juke and fat chicks with short skirts. it is paradise - oh but their pickles suck. if you want good pickles you must go to canters deli. uuuummmm!
my puppy by the way - oh lord i am in love! ladies and gentlemen ms dianna ross "Cuz I never knew lovin like this before" tra la la la la.
i need a massage - my neck - ouch.
oh this is rich ... i was at my girls house the other night (in kelly language the other night is like 3 or 4 wks ago) 5 of us hanging drinking margars adn drinking beer and (gulp) we had pot pills (oh my) we did interpertative dance to the godfather soundtrack and i knocked over a candel getting wax on my tit. (cue light bulb - ding) lets pour hot wax on kellys tits until we can get matches to stand up straight and light them. so here i am flat on the floor tit out (just one) while2 friends pour hot wax on me and blow to cool it - oh my it was so fucking hot! i was screamign like a little gurrrl. tried to take a photo - a.d.d got the best of us and we moved on to more relaxing adventures - shots.
folks do not attempt this at home. we are professionals wehn we are drunk. this should not be attempted by anyone unless they are under the influence.
i 'd be richard prior.
watching viva la bam. that fucking idiot, i can't stop watching him - i must invite him over for tea and crumpets.
so funny, i am gettting into this myspace thing (i am also getting the hang of this site) ... it is funny (arrgh), i'd like to thank all my friends for believing in me and pushing me towards this web site. i'd like to thank steve agee for teaching me how to post pictures on every part of this site. i'd like to thank my fans. i don't know who you are but you think i am funny and you send nasty messages. without you i don' t know that i'd ever bother using the internet except to service myself with hours of porn and recipies i'll never make. you've all made me what i am today.
i am totally going to be suffering withdrawl when paige gets back ... i have to get internet at home (( cringe )) there will be support groups for internet junkies in a matter of years - TRUST !
I hate 'diet' beers! I need to be able to have the spoon standing - give me a guiness damn it ( hello pink dot ... ) - oh snap i told you!
anyone want to go for some onion rings? i know this great 24 hour joint that has great rings bad service and punk rock juke and fat chicks with short skirts. it is paradise - oh but their pickles suck. if you want good pickles you must go to canters deli. uuuummmm!
my puppy by the way - oh lord i am in love! ladies and gentlemen ms dianna ross "Cuz I never knew lovin like this before" tra la la la la.
i need a massage - my neck - ouch.
oh this is rich ... i was at my girls house the other night (in kelly language the other night is like 3 or 4 wks ago) 5 of us hanging drinking margars adn drinking beer and (gulp) we had pot pills (oh my) we did interpertative dance to the godfather soundtrack and i knocked over a candel getting wax on my tit. (cue light bulb - ding) lets pour hot wax on kellys tits until we can get matches to stand up straight and light them. so here i am flat on the floor tit out (just one) while2 friends pour hot wax on me and blow to cool it - oh my it was so fucking hot! i was screamign like a little gurrrl. tried to take a photo - a.d.d got the best of us and we moved on to more relaxing adventures - shots.
folks do not attempt this at home. we are professionals wehn we are drunk. this should not be attempted by anyone unless they are under the influence.