crystallynn

I'm in Los Angeles today, garbage cans comprise the median.

muwahaha! <3

StL was great.
Anyone want to go see the Matches with me next week?

Dexter Season 3!!

ON YOUTUBE NOW!

Watch it or be lame!

Totally necessary....

So I have 4 nieces and a nephew, no kids of my own. so I can afford spend to much for baby items. Like $50 outfits for newborns, $5 socks from the Gap whatever...

But seriously, what tot needs a $17,000 pacifier?

http://www.babywit.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/DIAMONDPACIFIERlg.jpg

Someone get me one. :-P

Banana Rama

This is the sort of things I come across while researching on the job. YES, I get paid to tell people about these things. HOT?

When picking a banana to masturbate with you should use one that is not ripe preferably still green. Always put a rubber on the bananas, with the peel on. never masturbate with a banana without the peel. You...
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The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
Didn't know that, I really do learn something new everyday.
WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?



Oh by the way t-mobile and blackberry can suck my cock! ---Just sayin'.

I'm already ready for another tattoo!



Bored text me and my gang of friends at 242242! We can answer all your questions!

I'm going to the beach to read writings of Mister George Orwell, anyone wanna come with?

Updates on MOI!

I found a roommate! I think this one will work out pretty well. Yippie!! Finally!

Started a 'net job this weekend! Want to know what I do? Text any question you could ever think of to 242242. A genius will answer your question and that genius might just be yours truly! ... God try it! (standard text rates apply).
Let me know...
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Ahhhhh! I need a roommate! Like yesterday! Anybody know someone apartment hunting in LA?